How Do You Take Your Tea (Whisky)?

Chief Warlock Alistair Colquhoun  In conversation with Philomena Pest We journalists invigorate stories by cementing them into exotic, addictive and hypnotic words, written down with our unanimous quills of palate drenching truths, tasked with one simple mission; to get to the very heart of those tellings that grasp us most! To extrapolate, tear apart and…

GRETREAT MEANS GRETREAT

September 7th, 2027 In little over a week the Wizarding Community of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has found itself in significant turmoil following the vote for the Goblin’s Retreat from the British Wizarding Community (more colloquially known as “Gretreat”) passing by a narrow 60%. Months of impassioned campaigning, days of debates in the Wizengamot…

HOGSMEADE FIRE: THE FALL OF MORDUSHKU

April 4th, 2027. Last Saturday the Ministry of Magic descended onto Hogsmeade with the village being evacuated and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry waking to a complete lockdown. Until now the Ministry has remained tight lipped about what happened within the Forbidden Forest of Hogwarts and what caused Hogsmeade village to be entirely engulfed…