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Seems like the Lion Pride had a little bit of a money exchange happening during the sorting. Wonder what that was all about.
You see that new Ashworth nearly CRY when he was sorted Gryffindor!? He was wearing a Slytherin robe to sorting too! HA!
Another Rothenberg? Merlin! I hope this one isn’t insane.
RHI that the tall pretty German boy was hit in the eye by a flying percussion mallet!
With all the students breaking curfew first night, the professors are starting a “watches for wixen” program.
There was a line down the clock tower staircase (BOTH SIDES) and into the courtyard with people waiting to see the healers first day back.
The healers are taking bets on which professors will have the most students go from their class directly to the hospital wing.
The lions don’t have house meetings. It’s just group detentions.
Rumour had it that a certain second year lion has a sweet spot for a certain first year snake. He may or may not be sporting a shiner for the first week of classes after trying to get a little too close for her comfort.
I can’t believe they let that annoying little pointy-eared FREAK back in. And now there’s another. They’re here for our money. Don’t let them rob you!
I heard someone doesn’t want to stay due to the House elves
Candy Badger has new fancy bling about her neck. Looks like dating an Ashworth has more perks then dating a German.
I heard Lorenzo Estrada loves the Yung Meaniez so much, he got in a fight over Cypress Chalamet’s discarded shirt
A certain musically inclined Ravenclaw prefect was spotted jogging through the castle with a Gryffindor veela clutched in his arms. Wonder what was happening there
Did you see the head boy princess carrying that veela? Didn’t she try to set him on fire last year? And why are all the boys carrying her around?
Did you see one of the triplets going through the hall soaking wet and covered in mud? I swear she was crying!
Professor Vikander seems to have a soft spot for the local punk wixen band!
We all heard the summer story about bean-o boy and his wand right? That little dood fart cracked his first wand? Silly boy keeping it in his back pockets.
The real reason the snakes and lions have head students is to not have to go looking far for one every time they manage to get themselves in trouble.
People are placing bets on how long the new eagle can go without making work for the house elves before her HOH gets involved.
A student was seen cleaning because they didn’t think the house elves were doing a good enough job.
The professors are trying to one up each other on making the biggest impression in their first class.
There are bets being placed on how the first years will react to each class based on how /interesting/ it was in previous years.
The healers are trying to get the castle to add an extra door to the hospital wing because of what happens in dada.
There’s a petition going around to get permission from the Headmistress for guided tours of the Forbidden Forest.
Told you so. They couldn’t hide it any longer, I gather. Lion and Eagle sitting in a tree…
The divs teacher is probably getting paid by the detentions she gives. Why else would she have given so many in less than a week in the castle?
Vikander sees it as his personal duty to make sure that wixen therapists are well-employed for the rest of their lives.
The eagles have been counting the grey hairs Green gets each month and are making wagers on how many she’ll have by winter break based on past statistics.
I heard a rumour that two 7th Year boys take turns together kissing a Metamorphs deceivingly attractive new look.
I almost got caught out after curfew. Got lucky that the two professors I heard were snogging in the clock tower and not looking for students out of bed.
The prefects were picked while the hoh’s were under the effects of the confundus charm or fire whiskey or both.
There aren’t any flobber worms in the bathroom hallway. The REAL reason is to prevent Yung Meaniez from hosting middle of the night bathroom concerts.
Snakes had to stand in uniforms for an hour reciting their password because one of them forgot.
Apparently not feeding badgers causes them to eat their notes.
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