Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy
Hey, did someone’s kid sister sneak into the school after the holidays? What do you mean she’s been here since September? What’s her deal? Is she seven?
There’s a very quiet 4th year Eagle who seems to have attracted the interest of a Fagerstrom.
I heard the paintings in the grand staircase talking about a certain lion snogging a badger right outside the library!
Rumour has it a certain suspended prefect has a thing for head boys. In love with power? Is that why he’s dating a quidditch captain too?
Did you see the head girl drag that first year out of their train room? She looked furious- heard something about snogging?
One of those weird triplets got set on fire in the Great Hall the other day! I don’t think it was anything serious- but man, that snake is insane!
I overheard someone mention they haven’t been getting anything they order recently in the mail… wonder what’s up?
I heard the RUNT is actually a FREAK! Half goblin? Half money-grubbing, revolting creature? Did she steal that wand? [editor’s note: The Owl Post does not agree with any derogatory racial statements]
They let those things into school? Bad enough they steal our money, now they steal our magic?
One of the triplets was shouting at a fifth year badger in the great hall about them being nosy… It was right after *another* fight involving Gryffindors.
Half goblin or half House-Elf? Did you see those ears?
I already knew she was a goblin. Forget the ears — I mean, if you can. But she’s been speaking Gobbledygook since she got to Hogwarts!
Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!