Still looking for a Yule Date? Dreaming of someone to spin around the dance floor at the Yule Ball? Well, lonely hearts have sent in what they’re looking for, can you help?
Do remember that this is essentially a blind date, so if you agree to pursue a classified response, it may not be who you’re expecting!
Disclaimer: Owl Post is not responsible for the resulting effects of posting classifieds or choosing to meet with a responding student. Owl Post takes no responsibility for heartbreak, romance, broken noses, jealous exes, or anything else. At all. Literally. We don’t want the blame!
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Pretty in Purple
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? Maybe
I’m the Head Girl and Triwizard Second Champion for Hogwarts. I have to do the first dance, and if I don’t have a partner for that, I’m liable to be seriously embarrassed. Of course, if the fellow actually likes me, that would be better. I have odd vision and speech issues, so a bit of patience with that sort of thing would be appreciated. In my fantasies I’ll be taken to the Ball by a Prince Charming who likes me for who I am, and is neither intimidated nor repulsed by me and those aforementioned issues. But wishing for something doesn’t make it so. So I’ll settle for a kind soul who will dance the first dance with me and keep me from looking like a complete idiot.
Just a little Potato
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? Maybe
Hello fellow potatoes,
I’m a second year silly potato looking for another potato to be silly with. I don’t bite and I am ready for any adventure to Narnia or elsewhere. Usually I’m not really worth anything and in combat I’ll be your trusted cheerleader instead of a tank or muscle but I promise to give the warmest hugs and I will protect you as if you were my Precious.
Please, don’t leave me alone, I can bake
The Hottest Lion
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? Yes
Hands down the best looking Gryffindor by far. With my amazing suits, even Vikander isn’t a match. I look for someone to tell me how great I am, by which I mean a romantic date, especially for the Yule Ball! I’m charming, smart, with a heart as big as England. I like to invent things (hasn’t happened YET, but working on it), I really enjoy chocolate. Divinations somewhat freak me out, because it’s WAY too accurate, especially when I do the readings. What does that mean, you may ask? Maybe I can foresee our future together 😉
Oh, also, are you a Dementor? Because you took my breath away!!
Silk Scarf
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? Yes
A sweet-natured, intelligent, and thoughtful seventh-year student with exotic looks and broad interests, looking for a partner to dance the night away with at the Yule Ball. Will cheerfully accept a romantic date or a fun night out with a new friend!
Queen of the Flowers
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? No
Looking for Male Dance partner that will not give me lame pick up lines…
Sleepy Eagle
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? Maybe
Hello! I’m a seventeen year old girl looking for a date to the Yule Ball. Any potential date would need to be around my age of course. I’m fine with any gender, it really doesn’t matter as long as we get along well! I do have to warn you, I can be a bit of an airhead sometimes… If you’re willing to look past that (as well as put up with a little eccentricity) please do feel free to respond to my classified!
Small, bespectacled of age (almost) Gryffindor. Stronger than he looks.
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? Maybe
Big romance, big snogs (but no tongue, gross). Someone that will help me forget the girl from my farm. If you’re ugly, look elsewhere, only the creme de la creme considered.
Three Eyed Siren
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? Maybe
I’m a Gryffindor in my second year, looking for someone to hang out with at the Yule Ball. My usual dance partner is going with a boy and a mean one at that, so I’d like to have someone nice to spend my evening with! We don’t have to do any of the gross stuff like the older kids do or even slow dance, but I do want to do a little dancing and see the Va-Va-Veelas! I promise I won’t step on your feet and I’ll do my best to make you laugh and… We don’t have to stay the whole time either, I don’t think dances are always fun. Must be willing to listen to me suggest pranks.
Momo
Looking for something that will last after the Yule Ball? Yes
Just a dance partner
