Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!



One of the Eagle prefects laid it down about not going into the dungeons. Who knew she could be so strict?!

Rumour has it there were some very odd shapes cut into some of the Hufflepuff’s bed-sheets and curtains over the weekend…

The only reason the hater has been quiet is because she’s gunning for prefect. Merlin have mercy if she gets it next year!

Who was that 7th year that the DHM was leading up to the ward by hand? Never seen them before but he still looked familiar.

RHI he broke up with her via notepad. Is that the wizarding equivalent of dumping someone via text?

A toothy Slytherin is feeling blue upon spotting the half-faced hottie head of house holding hands with the grey giantess!

No doubt about it, a Professor was definitely seen hauling the body of her victim away from the dungeons!

Badgers came to blows with one Another in the great hall. Books where thrown and innocents hurt. What is the world coming to when the house known for kindness and loyalty acts like that?

I heard a certain Gryffindor got turned into a flobberworm because she didn’t listen to instructions.

What was with those howlers a lot of people got Sunday? Sounded like it was a Pro Quidditch team recruiting but, with a HOWLER?

Some people are wondering if two of the formerly cursed aren’t hiding that they are dating now.

A certain noodle necked, squinty eyed, low set eared, inbred Hufflepuff keeps ogling that strange one that does them tours.

That weirdo is really obsessed with his neck. Who does he think he is? A giraffe? He’s not cool enough to be a giraffe…


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