Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
Did a certain goosey professor enter themselves into a contest…as a goose?
You have to sacrifice a sweet to the Giant Squid every weekend. Just the one, though! Don’t want him overstuffed.
Have you seen how close the Fairy Fire birb and that one Slytherin with the good hair seem to have gotten?
Okay! Who knew that Professor Osmund is married and who was going to tell me?!
Rumour has it the metamorph with elf ears is tired of getting her ears flicked- I heard she’ll spell the next person who does it!
There is a ghost at the bottom of the lake that sends the squid out to attack firsties on dark nights.
Who has noticed all the flowers about the place? They must be magic; they fade away.
The only way to quell the squid is to sacrifice shoes to it.
There is a random artifact that will give you the answer to any question somewhere in Hogwarts. You only get one.
Rumor has it, all this talk of wind Fei is talking about is really her crop dusting first years to make them walk the other way.
Someone told me the Forbidden Forest isn’t actually forbidden because it’s dangerous. It became forbidden because the creatures living there are apparently tired of students going in and introducing themselves.
Apparently the castle has ghosts who have been here longer than the schoolbooks we’re studying. Imagine haunting a school for centuries and every year still having to listen to students complain about the same homework
The great squid needs more snackrifices! Feed it your right shoe and all the sweets in your pockets!
If you see the squid, you’re fated to go on a date with a merfolk!
If you need a goose down pillow, you can ask Professor Banks.
I hear there are actually, secretly, six Gramp laws. If you honk at Professor Hyland or Banks, they’ll tell you the last one.
Do you think Banks played quidditch in school? Did you see her catch that candle stick?
Why is the mushroom professor’s plant trying to snog her?
Rumour has it that the plant tried to French kiss Professor Riley!
I think that Artemis Greenwich’s rat keeps changing colors. I could’ve sworn it was grey yesterday and now it’s solid white!
I heard there’s a fire angel in Hufflepuff during muggle studies!
Did you see the runt freaking out in Transfiguration? I wonder what her problem is.
The icy blue eyed third year snake was out after curfew helping a Lady find her kittens. Did he actually think that the uniform and fake cardboard prefect badge was going to save him from the tiny lion prefect’s detention?
(( Oocly you can use Discord to send Rumours and Confessions for The Owl Post via Picsy! Just open a DM with her, select “commands” and choose either Rumour or Confession! or hit / then enter and pick which one. ))