Witchy Whispers

Hello, lovely Whisperers. It is I, your beloved Euphegenia Whittlesnat, here with all the juicy whispers you’ve sent in for me to chatter on about. Some of these I received several whispered papers from you all about. So, shall we get started?    Affair: Illicit or Allowed?    The first whisper, which I have received…

Letter from the Editor

Dear Hogwarts,  I’ve spent my final week this year much differently than I have in the past. Where I once would be chatting with friends, creating mischief, and making summer plans, I’ve instead been taking the time to say goodbye to the castle I’ve called home for the last seven years.    Seven years is…

Hilarious Exam Answers

We all appreciate a good laugh. Even professors! So, we asked the professors to provide us with the funny, hilarious, and downright strange answers you all put on your exams and compiled them here. Enjoy!      Arithmancy   Q: Give a brief description of the properties of each number, 1-9. Be sure to include…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.       Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have…

Bludgers & Quaffles 14/05

Hellhounds Doubt Mighty Swing from Rising Axes Chudley Steal Miracle Win Romance in the Rubble – A Distraction From Glory? This last week has been tumultuous in top quality quidditch across the park, with teams all throughout the World’s Leagues playing to prove why they are the best, why they have the most competitive quidditch,…

Chaos by the Cursed Ones

By: E. Nazari On, 09/05/2027, a full fledged battle erupted within the Great Hall at the Lunch hour between five students and a professor. Witnesses state that the door to the isolation room had been blown off and the professor was attempting to wrangle the students back into the room when they began to fling…

Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.     Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a…