Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


Apparently Dechants was SMILING during one of her classes. She must be up to something.

There was one snake at apparitions that wasn’t even trying since the rings were muggle things and they were afraid to get too close to them.

Oliver apparently beelined straight for Aloy at the ball. Coincidence? Or a new blossoming romance? He’s also been cozying up to Tom at apparitions.. or trying to anyway. Is he possessed…?

Someone thinks “GO-OVERTHERE-IUS” is the incantation to apparate and kept shouting it during class.

I heard a rumour that everyone’s being replaced by pod people.

Seems a Lion has sizzling lions for a snake prefect. Does this mean they are sizzling themselves alive?

Is it even a rumour now that half the castle appears to be full of weird wraiths of their former selves? At least Blightly’s eventually locked them up!

That big eared Gryffindor was waggling his ears in class the other day. I heard he’s 1/4 goblin!

I heard the Feathersweets use dragons to heat their cocoa, gives it a tingle and makes it land in your stomach with a dull thud

Those explosions you heard the other day was the result of a lion taking to much Turbo farts potion



Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!