Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


The odd lack of light has even a few professors rattled. Banks wasn’t fully concentrating and accidentally gave a tree a face.

Timmy is so small she doesn’t transfigure full size trees, only bonsai

The flobberworms are spreading and have gotten into the kitchens.

The haggis last week had a bit of flobberworm in it. Something about not wanting to waste perfectly good meat and that people wouldn’t notice.

RHI that a certain older Slytherin girl who loves to talk about pure blood supremacy is in fact a half-blood that her family never talks about. AND she’s scared of Lions.

I heard the Head Students sure are cuddly. They must take team work seriously!

Professor Caldwell says pink glitter on the face is very VERY fashionable and that we should start wearing it.

Don’t stay after class is dismissed or Caldwell will make you start sewing things. They want to have a whole new set of curtains for the classroom.

I think the darkness was caused by the vampires in the castle. They wanted to be able to walk around in the daytime without wearing sun cream.

The divinations professor is having “premonitions” that there will be tea in the dining hall and that we will NOT die before we get there.

Some kids apparently brought a thestral into the castle to put in a classroom as a prank. It got away and they aren’t having much luck finding it no matter how long they look for it.

Professor Caldwell is DEFINITELY a pirate. Did you see the hat he had on at Sunday Lunch?



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