Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


Professor Marron Caldwell is a vampire pirate.

Professor Morrigan is a timelord and uses the tardis in the muggle studies room a LOT!

There’s a fourth Professor Caldwell that just hasn’t gotten to the castle yet.

Isabella Watson is dating Dawn Rothenberg. She admitted it in Muggle Studies.

Did you hear that a certain second year Gryffindor female announced she had a secret crush in Muggle Studies?

I heard that the three new professors were pirates! The Muggle Studies one is the captain, the Divination one is the first mate and Homemaking magic is the cook. They have a ship hidden in the middle of the lake! And they are here to find the long lost treasure of the four founders!

The flobberworms aren’t in the basements because of the rain. The Gryffindors did it as a prank.

Did you see that really tall handsome professor (you know the one) and his toy makin’ crystal witch in Madam Puddifoot’s Tea Shop? Buyin up sweets for his sweets, he was! (I knew it!)

Besides the captain’s coat, Heli-hair was the new fad in muggle studies! Too bad that fashion victim got it right in the eye! Ay ay matey!

A whisper runs around, that a certain “very beloved” snake has sent an owl home to daddy, after hearing a certain former lion is not longer in Azkaban?! Will Daddy now dust off his ole death eater mask, hire a very dark wizard? Who knows… Anyway certain snake was seen in dueling room! Practicing certain spells! She’s kinda good seems and very, uhm, well “focused”!

A prefect fell asleep in the back of transfig. Gotta be a new record after only being there 5 minutes.

It was one of Dracheblume’s walnuts that broke the green house NOT a “fallen tree.”

With the amount of flame spells being cast about recklessly and flippant remarks about burning syllabuses, there’s going to be a fire. Someone is going to try and burn the flobberworms and poof, there goes Slytherin house.

Professor Ortega told us we had to put away newspapers and focus on class or she’d start turning people into doves.

I found a hidden room the other day, but it smelled like piss and tears…

I heard the boy that started the brawl in 3bs is banned from quidditch.

I saw that tiny Slytherin second year and the Huffle goblin together in Hogsmede.

I heard last year’s Huffle co-captain only didn’t lose quidditch cause her boyfriend took full responsibility.

Macauley had a portrait witness him giving warnings so it’s not his fault if the banshee he brought to class kills one of us.

Professor Priaulx must be a banshee since the astronomy tower screams like one if someone goes in there when it’s not class and she always has red eyes. Professor Macauley told us red eyes is a sure sign of a banshee so he must be warning us.

Macauley only was able to get us a live banshee cause it was his ex-wife.

Rumour has it, the Head Boy fancies vampires now

That second year lion is insane. First they kicked someone and now they’re swearing and spouting nonsense in class? Paranoid much?

It seems a certain male eagle prefect has mad dueling skills! Who woulda thought!

GROSS all the flobberworms about. I stepped on one and it squished in the most disgusting way. Like it POPPED then ooze came out.

The Head Boy was crawling around on the floor of the Great Hall looking for snails. I know he’s French, but…


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