Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


A hufflepuff smuggled TWO pygmy puffs into Hogwarts. They ended up breeding … and breeding…AND breeding, so now there are many pygmy puffs roaming the school, watch where you sit!

I heard O’Keeffe keeps a stash of <redacted> in her desk drawer when she has to deal with <redacted> each month just to get her through the day. Give the poor woman a break why don’t you.

Rumour has it there is a secret betting ring that meets up to try and make some extra cash. Just to let you know… it’s fixed so you will always lose… I think…

I hear if you toss a galleon at the boat dock and make a wish, it has the possibility to come true.

Rumour has it someone made UP a rumour to get people to toss galleons at the boat dock just so they can swim down and collect the money.

Rumour has it that the Courageous Little Badger effectively battled Macauley in his own classroom!

Did you see those firsties with that broom? Is it true one of them traded an eye patch for it?

50 Galleons each! That’s a lot of money for telling the truth. What would firsties need with that much money?!

I heard Aloy seemed to have found out first hand what the focus of a Katzen was. “Girls.”

Rumour has it Maldive has a wardrobe of a thousand outfits.

Rumour has it a certain short tempered Snake and the head boy called a truce this year! They’ve not been arguing much at all and he even healed her wounds! The snake still shouldn’t be approached recklessly though, maybe she’s finally listening to her brother!

Rumour has it the head girl tamed the giant squid. Shape of water?

The know-it-all Slytherin (we all know who I’m talking about) snogs books like, ALL THE TIME. It’s common knowledge. I’ve seen him French kissing the Book of Spells.


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!