Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy


Two young eagles got into a brutal duel that ended with one of them in the hospital wing.

A Slytherin was angry at the thought of doing manual labour for a detention and had a full on tantrum meltdown complete with falling to the ground, screaming and flailing her arms and legs about wildly. Even her own sister was embarrassed and disappeared. Who knew that going from aged 11 to aged 2 was a magical ability?

Apparently a Sixth Year Hufflepuff got brutally dumped via Howler in front of everyone during dinner! Harsh!

Rumour is that there was a  DRAGON EGG in DADA. Isn’t that highly illegal?

Every other day the Gryffindor girl’s dorm is a disaster! One of you first years needs to get better at your spells before the house elves go on strike!

Rumour is that the “snorer” in the Huffle girls dorms is not who everyone has thought it was for the past few years. Vindication!

I heard the professors have a betting pool on how many students end up in the hospital wing this year. [editor’s note: how do I get in on that?]

A certain veela was heard on the viaduct, literally SCREAMING about how someone said they loved her. …okay.

Rumour is someones trying to hone on in the Ashworth Lions game and set up stink bombs in the great hall. A Challenger for the most smelly has arisen?


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!