Saturday was supposed to be a day of love, dancing, maybe a little heartbreak. All week long students submitted hearty party rose requests and were delivered roses schoolwide! Pinks, Purples, Reds, Whites, the whole school was covered in roses! That was… until the Ministry stormed the dance. Music was blaring, kids were dancing, a…
Here I bring you one Professor Green. A long awaited personal and public response to you. The Owl Post has asked me, many have asked, you have asked; I will NOT cease. Not when it has just begun. You, and alike the rest, still do not understand the meaning of this, nor will you ever…
There’s a rumour, the rumour has it that a certain astronomy Professor was relieved of something a couple of months ago. Now what could it be I wonder? And how did they steal from beneath her watchful eyes? Of course I know who and what, but disclosure is dangerous. Now citrus uncovers rumours, but I,…
Article by Eric Hyland My fellow students, I have some dire news to share. Our beloved school is under attack. You may not have noticed, but outside forces have invaded our castle, and if we don’t stop them, they will threaten the safety and the security of our school… I’m talking, of course, about the…
by The Raven Quill Most traditions consider the fairies something magical to brighten up the holidays by placing them on our Christmas trees. Harmless and playful as these might be to look at in all their glorious colours, in the long run are they going to bring harm or good as they nestle inside our…
If you’re not a brain dead giant slug, you’ve probably noticed a few students walking around looking like zombies after they’ve received letters from home… but those aren’t just any letters, they’re HOWLERS! Oh no! The recent Daily Prophet article (complete rubbish really), alerted parents and family members alike; as their concern grew so did…
by Saffron Foxclaw As many of you have probably seen, a recent article came out in The Daily Prophet denouncing Hogwarts as one of the (if not The) best school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. According to The Daily Prophet there is little decorum or class within our walls, that we take more interest in fighting,…
By “The Gossiping Fraulein” When is a Library not a Library? When there is noise, screaming, and books being thrown, and someone’s skirt being set on fire! The Gossiping Fraulein has gained value information of an incident that took place on the 15th of December 2022 in the Library. This incident involved two house elves…
by Saffron Foxclaw Your reporter as usual is none other than the beautiful Saffron Foxclaw. Fresh faced today, as she gets her flawless skin ready for the winter ball, her shoulder-length hair framing her beauty elegantly. Maybe longer hair was a better choice for her? Your writer digresses slightly; Tuesday, 1pm. Astronomy class and young…
Whilst going through the articles we receive on a daily basis, an Anti Owl Post article caught my eye. Normally, these articles are sent through straight to the Editor in Chief, something I often miss, as I’ve moved to more of a Mentor’s role with the Post. Today however, I felt like finally responding to…