Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
I heard that Professor Helkirk carries around a journal with all his adventures and travels. I say we should steal it!
The pumpkins are so big because they’re fertilized with dragon poop
Pumpkins are orange because they use too much fake tan.
The Whomping Willow usually snacks on pumpkins and potatoes growing nearby, but occasionally has a firstie for a snack.
Rumour is the Hufflepuff Common Room Smells like dirty feet.
Have you guys seen Muriel almost faceplant into her porridge at breakfast? Maybe she would lose less sleep if she stopped daydreaming about that guy she cannot have.
Rumour has it, if you feed Don A Tetome your galleons, he can convince the walls to stop eating people
Rumour has it that Ravenclaw cheats by using self writing quills to do all their homework.
RHI there are cat cushions in 22b that actually meow
Apparently the Haggises we have been seeing on the grounds were let loose from a smuggling ring. They might be valuable. Or they might get us all in a lot of trouble with the criminals in the Forest. Beware!
Is it just me or are there some weird bubbles floating about the castle?
Peeves has found a stash of old stinky eggs and is in a mood. Watch out!
On Sunday, Beaumont Yorke was spotted in the Snitches Get Stitches, ordering a custom necklace with a raven charm. Is this little Snake in love with a Bird?
RHI that Muriel Maple tried to pay for cauldron repairs with Pumpkin Juice. With A LOT of Pumpkin Juice.
Grim whispers travel through the halls, Rumor is a curious little Eagle let his curiosity fly too high and was carried unconscious to the hospital wing by two burly snakes!
Several students seem more concerned over Bonnie’s behavior in Hogsmeade than the two adults yelling at each other.
Younger years really need to learn about stranger danger.
I heard several students got mad that they couldn’t buy a certain spell book in town.
There’s been a LOT of butterflies and bubbles in the basement of late, what’s with that?
(( Oocly you can use Discord to send Rumours and Confessions for The Owl Post via Picsy! Just open a DM with her, select “commands” and choose either Rumour or Confession! or hit / then enter and pick which one. ))
