By B. O. Gus
Aquarius
The one with glasses will lead you to a happy time. Make sure you follow. Don’t forget your banana.
Pisces
Get cattails from the lake until Full moon. Cut them open and shower in the seeds when the moon is full for good luck!
Aries
Take this month by the horns. Literally. Anteoculatia is your key to success!
Taurus
The newest trend is wearing a rubber duck on your head. Why wouldn’t you?
Gemini
Having another you would make it so much easier. Got some Polyjuice potion?
Cancer
A swim in the lake in the morning hours will unlock your highest potential.
Leo
Study your exam material by using a talking charm on your pillow and learn in your sleep!
Virgo
Your lucky colours this month are neon green and red gradients. Pair them with purple shoes for good health!
Libra
Balance needs to be offset at times to kick start it. Wear two different coloured shoes all month to help!
Scorpio
The best course of action is to yell your goals into the void of the Grand Staircase.
Sagittarius
Walking on your hands will make bad luck fall out of your collar. Don’t know how? Best time to learn is now.
Capricorn
A cornerstone of friendship is humour. It’ll last a lifetime if you tell daily jokes!
