Dear Teen Tips,
There are two guys in front of me that smell pretty bad. I’m not sure how often they are showering, but I don’t think it’s enough. It’s the back row, but professors are still likely to notice a whispered ‘scourgify’ if we aren’t casting spells. What should I do?
Sitting in the Back row
Dear Back Row,
That’s a rough spot to be in, are they Lions? I hear there is an eternal smell of Stinksap in their dorms. My best idea would be to get some flowers from Herbology and make your own perfume, make it super strong so that it overrides their stink, that way you won’t have to smell it any more.
Teen Tip Tiana
Dear Teen Tips!
I need your help! I have a crush on an older boy. Is it okay to like someone older? How do I know if old is too old!?
Sweet Onyoo
Dear Sweet Onyoo,
That has to be the largest dilemma in a teen’s life. There is no harm in an older love interest, but sometimes acting on it might get you in trouble.. Or them. I think a good rule of thumb is 2 years difference, anything more than that, just let them be eye candy and wait till you graduate, and then you can stalk them to your heart’s content.
Teen Tip Tiana
Dear Teen Tips,
How do you fight a magical alligator?
Anon
Dear Anon,
A magical Alligator, I recommend lots of magical bacon, A magical ribbon to tie it’s mouth, and a magical Leash to lead it around. You want to lure it out with the Bacon, Have someone get on its back and use the ribbon to keep its mouth closed and then use the leash.
Teen Tip Tiana
