Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
Katzen showed up to dragonology dressed like a tree so no one would see him.
That 4th year snake boy thought a handkerchief was supposed to replace dirty pants rather than wipe the dirt off his plants. How dumb can he get?
Two Slytherin boys were discovered in the dueling room with a pile of feminine Hufflepuff uniforms. What could this be about?
Rumour has it the ones with the admonitors are actually vampires and that’s why they kept destroying the mirrors.
The seventh year Gryffindor Ashworth was spotted in the dueling room, stealing a bunch of uniforms from innocent students. Probably another dumb prank.
Everybody knows that the best way to learn is to clean somebody who knows’ shoe.
One of the mirror kids was APPARENTLY trying to get an adult to buy them a firewhisky during Hogsmeade weekend so they could have a taste just once as a “dying wish”.
All those adults standing around, and it was the little freak runt who has a Patronus to chase a Dementor away? How did the runt get a Patronus anyway? She’s not smart enough to learn that spell so young!
I saw her crying during Hogsmeade weekend. Dechants must be human after all.
I overheard some professors saying they were looking forward to the new moon…
Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!