Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


I’ve heard that the fashionisto’s cousin made his nose squirt pus all over one of his best disco jacket. tsk tsk.

We aren’t allowed to make food in artificing anymore because a bunch of the lions used the recipe for “attack chocolates” rather than “chocolate frogs” in class.

I heard that Thedi boy sewed half the costumes at the Bash! His hands must hurt!

RHI a certain blonde Hufflepuff was being quite rude during Chocolate Frog making class. Wonder what crawled up her [[ Redacted ]]?!

I heard The lions had all of the clock pieces this whole time and were holding on to them to make themselves look like heroes by putting them all back as close to the end as they could.

When the bags tossed all the stuff out, a few people took advantage of it and stole from their housemates intentionally.

RHI Prof Bane is a food Niffler

I wonder what happened to make that badger afraid of bunny rabbits. I thought she was a 6th year. What’s so dangerous about bunnies?

A certain 4th year lion had lunch with a squirrel in a hole because he likes getting wet.

I know those two sisters fight a lot but had no idea it was this bad. Heard the smaller one broke the older girl’s nose and everything!

Muggle-fighting in the Long Gallery? Galleon says she loses her badge within a week.

Rumour has it the Deputy head gives house points to the house that doesn’t get in trouble

It seems a certain badger has been playing the field. He walked into the dance with two different girls, although now he seems to be spending all his time with the snake.

Drama at the Bash! A group of younger/middle years almost came to blows over who’s dating whom, and a girl in red made the Head Boy cry!

One of the first year Hufflepuffs is convinced that any creature that is endangered is because they “taste like chicken”.


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!