Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


Professor Marron Caldwell models for the cover of Muggle romance novels professionally. He only took the position at Hogwarts because he was being stalked by so many female Muggle admirers.

RHI that a Badger that likes to squeak is over protective of a new first year badger. What’s going on there?!

Did an ornithologist die in the dungeons. I could swear I heard a ghost list a long list of different bird names in the middle of last night. Echoed in the whole dungeons. That ghost must be missing their birds. Someone bring them outside when the sun is back!

Nishi is only teaching here for the free food.

Did you notice just how dolled up that Fashionisto Hufflepuff was for the Festival?

Did you see Lani and Duckie holding hands in the Pumpkin Carving? What’s that all about?

Some of the professors wear gloves because they are afraid to touch cursed things after the trinkets and books last year. What in this school has NOT been cursed over the years?

Banks sleeps as a goose when it’s cold out because the feathers are warmer.

Lani and and Duckie sitting in a tree… K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

One of the snake prefects said the darkness was the world ending in the most boring way possible.

The flobberworms in the dungeons is some hufflepuff prank that’s gotten out of hand. Who else would have a massive overabundance of worms?

Did you hear about that one girl at the festival asking people to lick her?

Apparently first year lions have ‘cooties that taint potion ingredients’. One tried to give them back to Rask after getting caught taking them and she refused.



Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!