Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


I heard one of the new professors is extremely fond of chicken. My mum says they actually won a chicken pie eating contest in London one time, ate twice what second place did.

The Head Boy wants to be on the cover of a romance novel when he graduates.

Rumour Has It that there are two ways to mysteriously disappear after Astronomy. Calling it Astrology, and by saying Pluto isn’t a planet

So I heard that a certain fourth year Ravenclaw girl has a crush on one of the fourth yer Gyrffindor boys and has been trying to sneak him a love potion

I heard the vampire professor got sacked last year because she was biting students, and that’s why we have so many pale kids running around.

I heard the other Letsworth got in trouble before teatime in Hogsmeade, sneaking into the back rooms of the shops, is he trying to get himself banned?

Did you see Bobbie in the Three Broomsticks? I thought he was in Azkaban.

Holy smokes who would have thought James could throw a punch like that, he’s so quiet!

Did you see the way Lani launched herself across the table trying to stop the fight in The Three Broomsticks? She was moving like the wind.

I have never seen Tamriel quite that angry before. Talk about scary.

It is said that the fashionable Hufflepuff in the “Fabulous Pants” who perpetually looks like he’s suspiciously innocent was able to procure two dozen roach crunchers, not go into someone’s basement or get punched in the face and still had a most lovely time in Hogsmeade.


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!