Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


I heard that a particular green-faced-with-jealousy 6th year Eagle squared up to a 6th year Lion in the greenhouse over his red headed Snake ex. They swore they saw him punch the Lion in the face during the Pumpkernickle incident.

Professor Morrigan is 3 Timmys tall.

If your wands are similar then that’s really romantic, it sounds like

Professor Ramscraig can tell which year a wand was made just by smelling.

Saw that raven boy with the french snake looking close at breakfast. Bet they’re snogging.

Professor Blightly forgot the dance was for Halloween and didn’t wear a costume.

THREE kids got kicked out of herbology after Dracheblume caught them trying to snog in the back of the room during class.

Blightly isn’t actually as old as she looks. She takes aging potion to look more intimidating.

I think the little gobbo is actually smaller this year than she was last year. Do goblins get smaller as they get older?

That Gryffindor Veela running around lying about a fight that had a dozen witnesses is super sus… whatcha trying to hide? Can’t charm everyone into giving you your way.

Professor Ramscraig intends to start his one fireworks making business. Careful trying to go into that classroom.

Did you see the bonfire dolls the cute little blond huffle had? I heard he made them each by hand.

RHI that a certain person showed interest in where the Lions would store their quidditch brooms!


Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!