Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
RHI the head boy is a real player! Now he’s been spotted kissing that Slytherin girl with anger issues and the weird family! Not sure if he’s incredibly brave or incredibly stupid…
The butterfly snake has been standing up for a lot of people, what’s up with that? Is she really from the right family?
A Peyroux being nice to someone? Is she adopted from another family or something? Who cares I love it and her!
RHI there are eyes on that lion now that she’s unavailable
Rumour has it that a golden haired badger was seen holding hands with a tall snake as they walked out of the library together.
I hear that that 5th year Snake counts how long she can hold eyecontact. What a weirdo.
Apparently if you smile at Bobby, he gives you free stuff.
Cheng is an underground candy seller. Don’t trust her product.
Apparently having a shiny Prefect badge means you can do anything….
Did you see that third year Gryffindor cast a spell on that crying kid’s poor unsuspecting ferret? The audacity of some people, I swear.
RHI a first year badger and snake went on a double-date with the trolls. Could even see them holding hands (with each other, not the trolls.)
“Did you see those two second year Slytherns!? One of them was talking about marrying the other!”
“Did you hear two students took a dip in the loch during Divinations this week? Both had this weird look on their face…”
“What’s with all the mustaches on the statues and paintings?”
“Oi! Someone threw water on that 7th year snake at dinner the other night! Then someone else joined in!”
“You see the lion standing guard at the bridge? She looks like a zombie… Vikander’s rough mate.”
“I swear I saw it- No I aint lying! I saw Gryffindor’s head of house /laugh/ once!”
“Did you know that twerp /squeaks/? I didn’t even know Goblins squeaked!”
“One of the triplets always has weird hair, doesn’t she know dying her hair so often will make it fall out? Or is she just wearing a wig?”
“I saw the head boy with that butterfly Slytherin girl… I bet they’re snoggin’..”
“Have you seen the Gryffindor captain walking around with no shoes on? In this weather!?”
“MATE! The Hufflepuff captain was being carried in the arms of that Badger prefect boy all lovey dovey!”
Got your own gossip to spread and muck to rake? Drop us an owl!
