The Anti-Owl Post where I shall discuss the wronging of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Incendio at your will, but your first-year spells won’t save you from the ‘truth’ or ‘lies’ of ink on a parchment,
Now, will you be trusting more of me than the famous Cassandra Middles? Her scandal with Zemeckis is something to pry into. Herself admitting in a later article of hers. ”We’d brew together, eat macaroons and chat, and instantly became good friends.”
So what other dark wizards is Middles eating macaroons with? Perhaps the hag herself?
Hobbies of capturing kids in cages is something Helena Arlet knows all about. Everyone agrees with the statement, ‘a Gryffindor belongs in a cage’ but that conniving little witch took it a step further.
Her Wizengamot friends may certainly enjoy the stories I’ve heard from the near Azkaban-bound witches lips. I’d pay extra attention to Arlet in Adler’s transfiguration class next term.
Neither Middles or Arlet are going to become the next dark-lord however one in midst, the renowned dark-witch and macaroon-eater also know as Zimelda Zemeckis may just be that.
However with her scurrying away to Germany and many a wizard and witch saying the same as herself, she may be as much as a threat like Headmistress Fischer.
Course, this article won’t get past her eyes, but who’s to say it won’t considering the above on-goings at Hogwarts?
Who’s to say I’m not writing an article that leads the infamous Zemeckis back?
Yes Middles, Arlet and Zemeckis. This is an insult, written directly to you all and here you have been exposed.
Put together you have all infiltrated both Hogwarts and the Ministry of Magic.
Now if Delerius Quilt, who writes for the Daily Prophet gets whiff of this, along with Zemeckis you are sure to go down.
As Sila Warrington once agreed with me, Hogwarts is not safe.
Especially not from its students
Which is me, by the way. .
Written by S.E.R.P.E.N