Lars Stangeland means ‘WAR’ against fellow Triwiz champions, Cardan Duarte’s dangerous love triangle, and Elliott Reid’s ‘running’ chances at winning ______ Writes gossip correspondent Philomena Pest ______ War! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely everything, darlings. If you’re Lars Stangeland, the Durmstrang Triwizard champion, anyway. In a bid to scope out the threats, and…
Falmouth Fly to Pole Position Harpies Streak Takes Beating Bats Challenge for Old Greatness Welcome back to yet another fantastic article on the world’s greatest and most competitive sporting league – the British & Irish Quidditch League of course. Today we’ll be looking at both matchweek 14 & 15 and all the exciting events that…
Hogwarts BANS study of Wand Lore, All books locked away in Restricted Section, Professors feel ‘trapped’ in the castle ______ Writes gossip correspondent Philomena Pest ______ Students at Hogwarts will no longer be taught Wand Lore, as the castle’s own compendium of books are thrown into the libraries Restricted Section, out of sight and mystifyingly…
Percius Fletcher’s racy affair with Lark Rosewood, his immediate suspension, and Merriweather’s angry response with new Hucci Purse purchase ______ Writes gossip correspondent Philomena Pest ______ Gossip is raining down on the soulless heads of every Ministry of Magic worker this week, as a fiery, finicky and feverish love-affair takes center stage. And darlings, what…
Chaotic and quarrelsome Durmstrang students bring shame on their institute, the Whomping Willow lashes out, and I look fabulous in a dragon-skin coat ______ By gossip correspondent Philomena Pest ______ With incredibly immense sadness, I gladly attended the funeral of the late Headmaster Matvey Golovin of Durmstrang Institute, with an invitation, darling, so personal, so…
I hope you all had a lovely holiday season no matter which holiday you celebrate! And now that it is all over, let’s get to some of the whispers I was sent over the holidays! Some are quite the scandal! And since there may be a few people still hung over from parties I bet…
Tough Love – Harpies & Falcons Cross Talons Bats Get Boxed Appleby Hanging by a Thread Welcome avid reader to this week’s summary of quidditch action in the British & Irish Quidditch League, the only place where you can find the best Quidditch commentary for the week. You join us here today after the most…
Rise – Ballycastle Making Amends Falcons Fall Flat Versus Magnificent Montrose Harpies Fly True Welcome back to Quaffles & Bludgers for another fantastic two weeks of British & Irish Quidditch that saw a vast amount of movement in the run up to the most active day in the Quidditch Year – The Boxing Day Extravaganza!…
Chief Warlock Alistair Colquhoun In conversation with Philomena Pest We journalists invigorate stories by cementing them into exotic, addictive and hypnotic words, written down with our unanimous quills of palate drenching truths, tasked with one simple mission; to get to the very heart of those tellings that grasp us most! To extrapolate, tear apart and…
Youngest by 13 minutes, Vivika – of the Va-Va-Veela fame – tells me. On a cold winter’s evening, bundled up in a form fitting black cocktail dress and luxurious furs, your intrepid reporter braved the cold of Hogsmeade to head to the Crimson Fang, famed for its Bloody Marys, swinging music, and rumoured to be…