Despaired, or Just Drunk?

Chaotic and quarrelsome Durmstrang students bring shame on their institute, the Whomping Willow lashes out, and I look fabulous in a dragon-skin coat ______ By gossip correspondent Philomena Pest ______ With incredibly immense sadness, I gladly attended the funeral of the late Headmaster Matvey Golovin of Durmstrang Institute, with an invitation, darling, so personal, so…

How Do You Take Your Tea (Whisky)?

Chief Warlock Alistair Colquhoun  In conversation with Philomena Pest We journalists invigorate stories by cementing them into exotic, addictive and hypnotic words, written down with our unanimous quills of palate drenching truths, tasked with one simple mission; to get to the very heart of those tellings that grasp us most! To extrapolate, tear apart and…

Hot or Not

Hot Word around the Ministry has been that Lark Rosewood,  head of Magical Games and Sports, and Percius Fletcher of the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures have been unable to keep their eyes off of one another. Gossipers say with all their (barely) restrained flirtatiousness and playfulness, that they’re having a fling. Not bad…

How Do You Take Your Tea?

An EXCLUSIVE rare chat between Philomena Pest and Minister Alyssa Merriweather What a simply irresistible era of riveting, transparent, honest journalism this is, and how deliciously proud I am to be at the forefront of it all, flamboyant quill readied and steadied in my freshly manicured hand. It feels like only yesterday I penned my…