Rumour Has It

Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.  

Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!


RHI the professors are being murdered. Priaulx was the body found in Hogsmeade, that’s why her class was cancelled [editor’s note: proved untrue as she appears to have shown up since. Unless she’s a vampire like previously suspected…]

Animals are tragedy waiting to strike. They don’t make shows called ‘When bears cuddle’.

Snakes spent most of the time they were supposed to be looking for a tree trying to decide how many Demian’s tall the ceiling in their commons was.

Only one eagle showed up to pick out their house tree. Pretty sure she wanted to decide on her own since she planned to nest in it.

The Pirate Professor is now a lumberjack, but its ok! He sleeps all night and works all day

Professor Caldwell said he’s had to make up excuses for wixen not knowing muggle things and that if any of us need the ministry involved after we do that he’ll find us himself.

Octavia wants to start a club where there’s a mental bar so all the talls hurt themselves if they try to invade the space.

The matron is part goblin.

Professor Caldwell’s class was taught by Professor Caldwell who took a polyjuice potion.

Prof F. Caldwell was a chaser when he was in school. That’s why he has such a good arm for throwing erasers.


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