Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
Vikander deals with sooo many broken wands that he gets a ‘bulk discount’ with the wand seller.
RHI a tall snake has a crush on a tiny raven
Two kids plotted and launched Professor Morrigan into the air like an owl during class
Professor Morrigan makes the best bouncy castle ever!
RHI that right in time for Halloween some students got real weird in the Great Hall. Passed out and suddenly speaking at once. Were they talking about Vikander and that Pumpkin business? Is he going to die just when we think it’s over?
Did you see the bonfire dolls the cute little blond huffle had? I heard he made them each by hand.
“I’ve seen one of the triplets going up to the DADA tower every week outside of class time since school started- I wonder what they’d do to get Vikander so mad. It’s got to be for detention right?”
There was another dementor attack in Hogsmeade
A lion was afraid of being stabbed by the potions professor during a knife safety lesson. I don’t think the snake hoh is going to go that far with house rivalries, but you never know.
Rask is making us chop onions as punishment for people stealing potions ingredients.
There were two 4th year lions in a tree. Bet they where K – I – S – S – I – N – G
That lion didn’t rapidly age she was always that old the trinket just undid her youth spells.
RHI someone snuck a massive dog into the castle and then abandoned it before the poor lost doberman ran into something making it float. Will we keep a floating dog in the castle now? Can it be our mascot?
I heard that large lion is actually half giant and that’s why he’s so large.
RHI there’s a lot of pungous onions, molten antimony, and castor oil missing from the storage cabinets. They should check the kitchens to see if there’s just as much cheese missing, because I think it was taken by you-no-poo
RHI that veela prefect uses winged horse shampoo to get his blond hair so glossy
Apparently 2nd year lions are worse than XXXXX creatures. One tried to shove someone off a cliff down to where one was about to ‘attack’ a student volunteer in the chaos of spell casting.
One of the snakes wants a nundu for a pet.
That cowardly lion didn’t even make sure their ‘opponent’ was facing them. Who is teaching them proper dueling?
Catavia Catchants found out what happens when crossing Bonnie.
The real reason Fujioka has kids hold things as ‘punishment’ is because the budget for more tables was spent on fire whiskey
It seems like that one 7th year lion lad doesn’t even like spending time with his own housemates. He’s always off with that ginger Slytherin girl.
I heard the Slytherin Quidditch Captain only applied so that he can shake the Ravenclaw Captain’s hand at the start of a match, because that’s the closest he’ll get to holding it.
RHI a blonde huffle sure knows how to drool in class.
Did you notice that the fashionable young Hufflepuff seemed to have some very strong feelings about dragon-albinism in Dragonology? Or was that about something else?
The reason the tapping in code stopped in magic theory was because someone tapped out a message telling them to stop or they would remove their fingers.
I heard that James was training to be an MMA fighting in an underground fight scene
Why was that uppity first year Ravenclaw, the one who was nutty about house elves, shouting across Magical Theory? Something about biting her?
I heard a certain eagle was jealous of a certain lion because she has more friends.
Flutterby and Osbourne are dating. Does Blightly know someone else stole the man she’d taken to the Halloween dance?
Rumour has it Professor Osborne and Miss Flutterby play muggle children’s card games in the homemagic classroom.
that Homemaking Professor sure is cute in their cat tshirt with the rolling pin… had everyone crying like they were cutting onions.
Osborne isn’t even creative. He uses chopping onions as a group punishment for something written in the owl post. At least he was smart enough to have a healer in the room after giving so many of us knives.
The homemaking magic professor said we should be experts at chopping things. He didn’t give us directions and then just stood there as we took turns standing in front of the matron after messing up waiting for healing spells.
The Mythology Professor and the new Charms Professor were seen heading off grounds right after lunch. Then the Mythology professor returned looking windswept with a goofy grin on her face… adults are weird.
What’s with those Huffles and mouthing off to the Professors? I guess they really aren’t that friendly.
Those second year hufflepuffs look to be getting pretty close maybe being in quidditch together brought out a spark.
Barton was actually the one who set fire to the bridge. She went mental and that’s what attracted the dragon!
One of the healers has a pet grindylow
Osborne is the only one so far who realizes a serial killer shouldn’t be in class and had them leave. I think he might be my favorite professor.
Professor Morrigan believes the rumors so much he kicked a student out of class on one.
The professors all have “food poisoning” because the homemaking magic professor did it. Why else would he be the only one not “sick”?
Most of the professors aren’t at school because they are off hunting the dragon that burned down the clock tower bridge.
Jeeves took the box of trinkets the professors have been collecting and put one in each of their shoes. They all got cursed trying to get dressed this morning and don’t want to go out into the castle because then EVERYONE will know they broke the “don’t touch trinkets” rule.
That snake beater would rather have bludgers and spells than dodgeballs hit them.
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