Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
The Tarrowwoods give free cootie shots from their ninja dojos on first day of training.
Jeeves must be jealous of that practically flawless hair. The sticker King could be heard quengelig in Arithmancy all over being been turned into Pig-Pen as the cloud of dirt and dust that surrounded him. *editors note – quengelig means whining
Rumor has it that the blonde snake Prefect and her badger boyfriend were spotted snogging in the Long Gallery. Clearly, they thought no one would notice. But word travels fast through those corridors.
A new interhouse couple may be in trouble as the lion half has been seen hanging out with another lion a lot.
I’m convinced one of the prefects practices their “disappointed face” before patrols.
There’s a fourth year Hufflepuff who apologizes to plants during Herbology when they trim them.
There’s a 7th year Ravenclaw student who has been pretending to understand Divination for over three years and now it’s too late to ask what’s really happening.
I’m not saying Argyle “The Bald Eagle” Demoray was impossible to stop in that last game, but by the twentieth goal even the hoops looked tired of seeing him.
Someone near me yelled “FEIYAN THAT’S THE WRONG HOOP” right before the accidental own goal and honestly the timing was tragic.
Rumor has it Zenith “Firebird” Kovalainen hit so many bludgers accurately in the last game that the two bludgers filed workplace injury complaints.
RHI a certain Snake quidditch Prefect was seen snogging with a sensory Badger.
Did you hear rock music coming from the 7th floor lately?
Did you see the spell being flung after the Quidditch match?
(( Oocly you can use Discord to send Rumours and Confessions for The Owl Post via Picsy! Just open a DM with her, select “commands” and choose either Rumour or Confession! or hit / then enter and pick which one. ))
