Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
I heard the Candy huffle had to stay after herbology class! Something about Babies and Plants?!
The entire House Cup doesn’t actually exist. It’s a complex, multi-layered illusion created by a rogue group of ghosts who have nothing better to do than watch students panic over a few points. They change the scoreboard every night just for laughs.
Last week, while trying to sneak a midnight snack, I accidentally walked into the kitchens and saw three house-elves holding a dramatic intervention for a fourth house-elf who had been stealing all the butter. It was better theatre than any of the school plays. I took a custard tart and left before anyone noticed.
RHI that it’s a troubled first year Gryffindor who’s been placing all of those creepy smile posters around the school! I’ve seen so many of them on paintings and statues, it’s a wonder they know so many spots, probably a Perfect involved, everyone knows Gryffindor Prefects aren’t serious
Noelle’s reason for being late for class was that she was practicing the Gouging Spell in the common room, then shoot herself with it in the foot, then her cat slept on it so she had to limp to class. What is next, a crup ate her homework?
How could Alwyn not notice that he was holding his boiling cauldron with his bare hands?
I hear a dingy blonde slytherin used herself for spell practice. Wit a ditz!
I saw a 4th year ravenclaw boy following a slytherin older girl around. I wonder if it’s puppy love because he kept sitting really close to her. He’s always smiled at her since she out flew him in Quidditch.
(( Oocly you can use Discord to send Rumours and Confessions for The Owl Post via Picsy! Just open a DM with her, select “commands” and choose either Rumour or Confession! or hit / then enter and pick which one. ))
