Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
I hear that professor Bane is hunting poachers! Go get em, Professor!
Message: Public service message: If you find yourself in a scary place full of skeletons and other dead things, and strange people and Dementors, and then some psychotic little girl painted up as a disgruntled mime and carrying a huge club asks if you want to play something called the ‘dead game,’ there is in fact a correct answer: ‘no thank you.’
Lani’s abs are hard enough to grate cheese on them.
Why does Noelle think “lavender” is the answer to everything?
What if Professor Priaulx pretended that she was sleeping in class so we’d stop with the vampire rumors?
Argyle and Noxira sitting on a tree, S. N. O. G. G. I. N. G.!
Titania is a secret ninja! She trains at a ninja hideout during the summer months!
I hear that if you pay Titania in food, she’ll train you to be a ninja.
The professors baked naughty first years into pies and stews for the Halloween bash and feast!
RHI Vikander was eaten by a dragon and not actually magically transformed
Rumor has it that Professor Livingston dressed as Morticia because she is on the hunt for a Gomez.
Someone said he licked her ear! Another said, she licked his back!
RHI that the fairest one of his own Mirror has finally become one with it. With grace and good fashion sense, he’s proudly worn it as a part of him.
The rumour is that more fell down the rabbit hole than made it to the otherside
I hear that Professor Osmund keeps frogs as pets.
Professor Rask giving us cutting onions and garlic as homework is one thing. But why, oh why, does Muriel have to keep practicing on pungous onions too? And why in the dorms?!
Professor Bane was spotted giving a rose to Professor De Leon
It looks like a 1st year ravenclaw and 1st year gryffindor are getting quite close these last few weeks, maybe even some kidding?
Rumor has it that a 2nd year Slytherin likes someone but is afraid to say anything for fear of getting embarressed.
Is Professor Osmund a ghost?
Did you see Noxira and Argyle together at the Bash? Didn’t they such a cute couple. You think there might be a little Snake and Eagle chemistry in the air?
Rumour Has it that a certain 1st year snake has Foot in Mouth problems.
Did you hear that Prof Osmund is married to a ghost?
(( Oocly you can use Discord to send Rumours and Confessions for The Owl Post via Picsy! Just open a DM with her, select “commands” and choose either Rumour or Confession! or hit / then enter and pick which one. ))
