Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
Rumor has it the first years are going to be sold off to the higher years to be their book holding minions.
A 4th year badger and a 3rd lion seem to have some sort of romance blooming over the summer. First dancing at camp and now flirting at Diagon Alley?
RHI a wicked sugar crush for that 3rd year Lion was discovered during a Diagon Alley’s trip to a seamstress. Our little Hufflepuff soup mistress is growing up! I see an excellent Farmer’s Breakfast in his future!
Who all saw the pretty ring on Proff Rileys left hand at sorting?
I heard that Vikander was gone because he got arrested and sent to Azkaban, but now he’s escaped and he’s hiding out at Hogwarts. Apparently, he’s told the Headmaster that if anyone outs him he’ll murder a bunch of students.
Have you heard!? The Headmaster was totally cozy and personal with Professor Horrocks during the sorting ceremony! I bet they’re a couple!!!
Vikander managed to give out five detentions the very first night.
I heard someone say they saw Prof Galagher and the new groundskeeper centaur talking under the rain this morning for quite a while. Think they could be planning something around divination together?
The rumour is that the 5th year Hufflepuff fashionisto suddenly admitted that he absolutely hates ice cream. Who hates ice cream?
Rumour has it the herbology teachers steal first years socks to lure the haggis into their greenhouses.
The HOM class’s walls eats people at the beginning of the year so later in the year it gets less cramped.. best not to sit near the walls
Rumor has it someone stole all the garlic in the kitchen and left a huge mess! Potatoes and garlic peelings were all over the floor and sacks of produce were untied and toppled over.
I heard that Professor Priaulx and Professor Edward Cullens are married now and she is in fact a vampire
Did you know Valentino Ashworth beat up a kid so bad that the kid had the lisp afterward? I heard he even wet himself every time he saw the Ashworth. Eventually had to leave Hogwarts so he could live on the 4th floor at St. Mungos.
I swear on Merlin’s beard, I walked into the corridor and there he was, Valentino Ashworth, standing with macaroni in his hair and cheese dripping down his face like it was the newest fashion trend!
That one new firstie Snake will believe anything you tell him. He’s even going about with a book on his head to keep the ceiling from falling on him because someone told him to.
Rumor has it that Hufflepuff’s resident flower child has been going around bragging about her plant care abilities, at least until a chomping cabbage nearly took off a finger!
It seems this theory of glow in the dark werewolves is spreading amongst the firsties. Will there be any stopping of it?
Rumor has it a first year Hufflepuff has been going around bothering people for information about a monster in the kitchens. She’s even gone so far as voicing her plan to catch a house elf for interrogation.
Rumor has it a first year Hufflepuff has been going around bothering people for information about a monster in the kitchens. She’s even gone so far as voicing her plan to catch a house elf for interrogation.
Rumor has it a certain badger isn’t a fairy with those wings but in fact a botfly.
I heard a prefect has put shampoo in all the fountains, lots of bubbles!
Rumor has it that Noxira is trying to get her friends killed by the whomping willow by daring them to go near it
The Little winged Veela badger seems to be amassing an army of first years.
Rumor has it that a couple of baby Huffles smelled like Vinegar going to class.
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