Love, Lies, and Love Potions
by Violette Twiggs, Hogwarts’ least romantic eyewitness Every year on February 14th, Hogwarts is overtaken by a mysterious phenomenon known to scholars as Collective Romantic Delusion. The castle fills with floating hearts, owls develop repetitive stress injuries, and students who couldn’t make eye contact last week are suddenly declaring eternal devotion near the staircases. The…