Watching People Flirt at Hogwarts : An Investigative Report on Valentine’s Day and the Sudden Collapse of Dignity

Watching People Flirt at Hogwarts : Valentine’s Day and the Sudden Collapse of Dignity by Violette Twiggs, Fifth-Year, chocolate-fuelled, Cupid’s worst nightmare and expert in romantic catastrophes Oh I hear you all already. But please, before this article gets dismissed as bias, bitterness, or “someone clearly didn’t get a Valentine,” please hear me out.  I…