First Year Survival Guide (Because watching you lot suffer is exhausting)
By Violette Twiggs, 5th year Ravenclaw , your brutally honest savior So ! You’re eleven, you’ve just been yanked from your perfectly ordinary muggle or wizard life, and now you think you’re about to live in a magical palace where fairies braid your hair and unicorns tuck you into bed. Adorable. Really. Unfortunately, you are…