Owl Post

OBITUARIES

Written by Dottinous Foul, Ravenclaw Spiders are the real reason Hogwarts still stands. Little by little, each intricately woven web seams each stone together, ensuring that our castle does not plummet into the depths of the black lake, where death is imminent. I know this – they told me so themselves. However holding an old…

THE LORD OF THE PLANTS

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Et cetera, et cetera. Basically the Mandrakes have been found… Well, not necessarily found. Today we received a message from Professor Damon informing us that the stolen Mandrakes have been returned anonymously. Aside from a little dehydration, they are none the worse for wear. But a question remains: who did…

SNAKES IN THE HOLE

This appears to be an anonymous letter to the snakes, it arrived upon our desk within an envelope labeled, “Snakes in the Hole.” A new year, and the same old problems. Slytherins can’t seem to get it together. Every year my own house seems to start off with negative points, and continue to struggle throughout…

A Bientot

Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away… and going away means forgetting – Peter Pan Which is why instead of au revoir we say a bientot to our Head Girl and Founder of the Owl Post Thanks for almost making me single with your snog bingo. Your laugh will be missed the most,…

The Thornberrys

Heroes or risk takers?  This is the question since the order of gruel to be served instead of regular meals at breakfast, lunch, and dinner, which has left students apparently down in the dumps or starving since some refuse to eat the gruel given to them. But over the last few weeks mysterious food baskets…

A Letter From the Editor

Maybe today you will look over at the House Points Hourglasses and notice a distinct difference between yesterday morning and this. Maybe you’ll wonder why there’s an undercurrent running through the student and staff populus. Or maybe you will wonder what caused the demented screams in the lower realms of the castle yesterday afternoon. Lies,…