Owl Post
Feeling a bit stuffy? Are your eyes swollen and itchy? Do you have random clumps of hair suddenly popping out from your pores? What about those odd squeaks escaping you mid-sentence? Well then, you my friend, have the Pygmy Virus. The Pygmy Virus has hit Hogwarts again, and it seems to be taking the castle…
You’ve all met her. You’ve passed her in the hallways and some of you have even been unfortunate enough to end up in her office – but who is the woman whom so many seem to fear? What mystery does the Headmistress hold? Why does she strike fear in the hearts of many? Today we’ll…
Sunday’s Hogsmeade trip held more in store for one girl than she could have thought; Emily Neutron was poisoned at The Three Broomsticks on Sunday afternoon. The person responsible is still unknown but this journalist has a few suspects in mind. If you weren’t there in the Hogsmeade Pub, then here’s the highlights of what…
Rae, I strongly advise you to post this so the entire school can be WARNED and that I have pronounced myself within the walls. Editor, editor…it’s just a title, but it can easily be taken. You and I will both know if you upset me. Your Owl family is safe, for now, but it can…
by Saffron Foxclaw It’s another Friday and, quill in hand, your newly appointed Editor in Chief (and ever intrepid reporter) is decked out in appropriately seasonal red knit and fabulous heeled boots (all to code of course!). A noticeable absence has been felt in the halls of Hogwarts this past week, maybe not noticeable for…
I call upon the Editor and Chief of the Owl-Post Rae Katana. If your so-called paper is unbiased I am sure you will be delighted to let this one through. If I recall in the Owl Post meeting you said and I quote your very words, ‘’no idea is stupid.’’ If you deny this truth…
Editor’s Note: Yesterday, I received an anonymous submission to the Owl Post. As it always happens, the Headmistress approves articles before they are published. There have been a few articles over the years that have been published without her approval, and I can tell you as Editor in Chief that this won’t be happening again.…
Today, we were visited by two members of our esteemed Ministry of Magic (M.o.M.). Their names and credentials were NOT presented (highly improper that, but I digress…). These so-called ‘investigators’ saw fit to tear apart our beloved school, invade the sanctity of our dorm rooms and rifle through our very belongings with no sense of…
Another addition of The Anti-Owl Post where I uncover the lies, the wrongs, and the truths of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Whether you see this as lies or not I really could not care. I am just a ghost through the walls, attempting to expose every one of you – whether that be…
by Saffron Foxclaw It’s a bright and breezy Wednesday, not long until the end of the week. Your intrepid reporter today is none other than Saffron Foxclaw, whose hair is beautifully coiffed to catch the light of the sun and she sits pretty in a perfectly prim and proper pencil skirt as she casually awaits…