Owl Post

Pygmy Virus Outbreak!

Feeling a bit stuffy? Are your eyes swollen and itchy? Do you have random clumps of hair suddenly popping out from your pores? What about those odd squeaks escaping you mid-sentence? Well then, you my friend, have the Pygmy Virus. The Pygmy Virus has hit Hogwarts again, and it seems to be taking the castle…

Those Who Cry Wolf

Editor’s Note: Yesterday, I received an anonymous submission to the Owl Post. As it always happens, the Headmistress approves articles before they are published. There have been a few articles over the years that have been published without her approval, and I can tell you as Editor in Chief that this won’t be happening again.…

An Open Note to All Students

Today, we were visited by two members of our esteemed Ministry of Magic (M.o.M.). Their names and credentials were NOT presented (highly improper that, but I digress…). These so-called ‘investigators’ saw fit to tear apart our beloved school, invade the sanctity of our dorm rooms and rifle through our very belongings with no sense of…