Owl Post

Ascension to the Ministry

A week has passed since the school shattering news that our former Headmistress has received a job promotion (of sorts) into the Ministry as the Minister of Magic. This position is the highest position in all of the British Magical World and is an elected position by witches and wizards who are of legal age…

The Ouroboros Stone

Gwenaderin Ferox Earlier in the year, we had Professor Priaulx’s tumble and the ominous note that floated down with the ouroboros symbol drawn upon it. Then came a blackboard version of the symbol in Professor Venom’s mythology class. Now, we have second year Jesma Pearl’s poisoning at dinnertime. The second year student’s goblet of water…

OF MINISTERS AND MAGIC

The Owl Post is politically neutral. Any analysis or opinions expressed in this article are those of the author alone. They do not represent the views of this publication or Hogwarts School. I am told that many Muggles sit in trepidation on election days as they wait to hear who will fill the leadership positions…

CHASING THE OUROBOROS

By Essa Nazari After the threats that lingered over our head for a good bit of last year of the ministry taking over the school and the subsequent takeover by Dorchester and her collection of goons, this year has been peaceful. And to be honest, it has been nice. A time to rest and recharge.…

A SECRET WAR BREWING

Danger is not always so apparent. Sometimes, the worst of threats come from corners where it is least expected. This is all too true now, while a secret war brews within the castle. The beginnings were subtle. A small handful of Ravenclaws wearing large, strange hats. It not only seemed innocent enough, but even endearingly…

Cupid’s Corner

Tired, tired, I’m getting tired, my love. Waiting, waiting, always waiting, my dove. Another year, another tear, and still nowhere near. Your face, your heart, the revoltingly beautiful smell (and taste) of your fart. Feel, feel, the gingery feel, my love Aching, aching, my heart is aching, my dove. Its just a game of cat…