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The Owl Post is politically neutral. Any analysis or opinions expressed in this article are those of the author alone. They do not represent the views of this publication or Hogwarts School. I am told that many Muggles sit in trepidation on election days as they wait to hear who will fill the leadership positions…
By Essa Nazari After the threats that lingered over our head for a good bit of last year of the ministry taking over the school and the subsequent takeover by Dorchester and her collection of goons, this year has been peaceful. And to be honest, it has been nice. A time to rest and recharge.…
It seems all is not well at Hogwarts as we face another attack signed with the ouroboros symbol. A dinnertime poisoning is the talk of the school at present, and its execution was all too simple. A common plant, an everyday meal period, and an unknowing student played victim in a near fatal plot. To…
Squeaking lately? Have an irresistible urge to turn a snog fest into a snot feast? You may be a victim of the Pygmy Virus outbreak here at Hogwarts. Is it a coincidence that, just before the first cases of the illness, a warning came from the Department of Infectious Diseases? It was the fanfare mask,…
Danger is not always so apparent. Sometimes, the worst of threats come from corners where it is least expected. This is all too true now, while a secret war brews within the castle. The beginnings were subtle. A small handful of Ravenclaws wearing large, strange hats. It not only seemed innocent enough, but even endearingly…
Tired, tired, I’m getting tired, my love. Waiting, waiting, always waiting, my dove. Another year, another tear, and still nowhere near. Your face, your heart, the revoltingly beautiful smell (and taste) of your fart. Feel, feel, the gingery feel, my love Aching, aching, my heart is aching, my dove. Its just a game of cat…
As all of our readers, except first years, will remember this time last year is when Dorchester arrived. Right smack in the middle of the Hearty Party, ending it abruptly with chaos and confusion. And while we are quite sure it will not happen again. Just in case, we decided to make a list of…
Dear the un-delightful Owl Post. Quiet? Perhaps. Uncaught? Certainly. I followed this Ouroboros before, and I had ideas of whom it may be, although who am I to give you ideas… no no no. It’s more hilarious to watch you run around as want-to-be failed aurors. Now, I see that Professor Priaulx took a tumble,…
There’s only so much your writer can do to show a calm and composed demeanour, in the past you’ve been inundated with useless peppering of positivity and jokes within ‘An Interview With’ but it’s not easy to dispel fear with little mentions of fashion and beauty. The symbol of the Ouroboros, a snake swallowing its…
[The Owl Post would like to note that we do not condone the use of House Elves for your meals unless they are cooking food for you.] To Rita Grey, A public token of my affection, this is a hearty recipe that has been handed down in my family. I hope you will utilise it…