Owl Post

OF MINISTERS AND MAGIC

The Owl Post is politically neutral. Any analysis or opinions expressed in this article are those of the author alone. They do not represent the views of this publication or Hogwarts School. I am told that many Muggles sit in trepidation on election days as they wait to hear who will fill the leadership positions…

CHASING THE OUROBOROS

By Essa Nazari After the threats that lingered over our head for a good bit of last year of the ministry taking over the school and the subsequent takeover by Dorchester and her collection of goons, this year has been peaceful. And to be honest, it has been nice. A time to rest and recharge.…

A SECRET WAR BREWING

Danger is not always so apparent. Sometimes, the worst of threats come from corners where it is least expected. This is all too true now, while a secret war brews within the castle. The beginnings were subtle. A small handful of Ravenclaws wearing large, strange hats. It not only seemed innocent enough, but even endearingly…

Cupid’s Corner

Tired, tired, I’m getting tired, my love. Waiting, waiting, always waiting, my dove. Another year, another tear, and still nowhere near. Your face, your heart, the revoltingly beautiful smell (and taste) of your fart. Feel, feel, the gingery feel, my love Aching, aching, my heart is aching, my dove. Its just a game of cat…