Aries: Mar. 21 – Apr. 19 Procrastination is not your friend. By laying down such thin lines on an icy pond and hoping not to fall through, you will collapse into a broken tide. Don’t let these tiding of mishaps fall on your door. Get things done before it’s too late. Aggression will slam you…
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by Saffron Foxclaw As many of you have probably seen, a recent article came out in The Daily Prophet denouncing Hogwarts as one of the (if not The) best school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. According to The Daily Prophet there is little decorum or class within our walls, that we take more interest…
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by Saffron Foxclaw If anyone can tell, your writer is sat in an oddly cramped location that is not her common room. A piece of advice; no matter how unflattering your robe makes your derriere look, take it with you for cushioning. If you’re like me, which you’re probably not – red-headed, pretty and…
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by Lucinda Jones Obliviate will be one of the trickiest charms you may come across, improperly used it can cause brain damage leading to full memory loss or poor memory retrieval. The Ministry of Magic endeavours to heavily regulate the use of obliviate so that it is not abused. The spell is not one…
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There were whispers that over the holidays one of the Veelas entered a Muggle beauty contest and won hands down. Some would call that an unfair advantage! The Masons got in an argument during vacation that you could hear it all the way down Diagon Alley – apparently Juniper had snuck out multiple times.…
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Crossword: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes! Across ______ of Elemental Transfiguration (5,3) Now you see it… Unleash the beast within (or the bunny – whichever one you become) Perhaps the symbol spell of Slytherin? When the statues come to life (9,9) … Now you don’t Something strange is afoot: that rabbit has human feet Down This is what an…
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Hello loves, Jocelyn Jango here or, as some of my friends used to call me when I attended Hogwarts, JJ! I’m here to tell you a little bit about my career outside Hogwarts, so let’s get to it, yeah? I’m a reporter for the Daily Prophet. What I wouldn’t give to have your…
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The House Elves apparently don’t actually prepare the dinners fresh, but buy everything from the local supermarkets, ready made. A certain young Ravenclaw who can’t (or shouldn’t be allowed to) sing, sang at the holiday feast. Hopefully people got earplugs in their stockings! I heard that Professor Green is fourth time married. First…
DetailsThe Second Year Curse Rap by Emily Neutron – 2nd Year Ravenclaw It’s my Second Year at Hogwarts And I’m studyin’ CHARMS Learnin’ to be dangerous And doin’ some HARM I’m gangsta; I’m mean My spells are lookin’ PERILOUS Don’t mess with this girl Because she’s gonna get TREACHEROUS Mimble! WIMBLE! …
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by Geraldine E. Harley Not everyone who leaves Hogwarts goes onto a career in the Ministry or even a career in a magical area of employment. Some graduates decide to take different flights of fancy and that’s what I, Geraldine Harley, decided to do. I graduated from Hogwarts last year, in 2021. I was…
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