The Owl Post is politically neutral. Any analysis or opinions expressed in this article are those of the author alone. They do not represent the views of this publication or Hogwarts School. I am told that many Muggles sit in trepidation on election days as they wait to hear who will fill the leadership…
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Rumour has it students are starting to interrogate their familiar trying to determine if they are animagi in disguise. Rumour has it that the Three Broomsticks are running out of water bottles to sell to paranoid students after a second year’s poisoning. 2022 winner of the Philomena Pest best dressed award was, according…
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By Essa Nazari After the threats that lingered over our head for a good bit of last year of the ministry taking over the school and the subsequent takeover by Dorchester and her collection of goons, this year has been peaceful. And to be honest, it has been nice. A time to rest and…
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Picture by Saffron Foxclaw It seems all is not well at Hogwarts as we face another attack signed with the ouroboros symbol. A dinnertime poisoning is the talk of the school at present, and its execution was all too simple. A common plant, an everyday meal period, and an unknowing student played victim in…
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Alchemy Professor Rourke (jamesantonrourke resident) Write an essay about the seven chakras detailing briefly why you believe the body is divided into seven chakras and why they should stay balanced. How is magic affected when any one of them is out of balance? Not less than two rolls of parchment (two paragraphs). Ancient Runes…
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The Raven Quill used a new method of fortune telling this week as they were late handing this in. It seems the bright weary eyed bushy tailed RQ, drowsily produced the horoscopes during dinner time doing the reading in students soup bowls. ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19) So many… potatoes…
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Some say that you should avoid Tosca Stewart in the halls if you want to keep all your limbs Rumour has it Kamila Bullstrod bet both her opponents in the Slytherin dueling club A certain poor Ravenclaw has been seen bumbling her way around the castle, next up in lost and found: Emily’s…
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Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same. Ruffled Feathers are for those who need help and advice. Confessions are something entirely different. Got something you want off your chest? Need to scream it from the…
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Rumour has it that two Slytherins who were once caught swapping spit had an explosive fall out leaving one literally screaming as she stormed out of the Great Hall. Tara de Barbarac is now apparently on the ‘to jinx’ lists of pretty much every English student too – and whatever she was screaming at…
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Alchemy Professor Rourke (jamesantonrourke resident) Write an essay about the seven chakras detailing briefly why you believe the body is divided into seven chakras and why they should stay balanced. How is magic affected when any one of them is out of balance? Not less than two rolls of parchment (two paragraphs). Ancient Runes…
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