Photo Taken By Leara Lynn Wolfe Dear Readers, how much do we really know about our professors? Why do they teach? Do they like it? Do they like their students? Or, is this just another job to them? In this post I would like you to keep these questions in the back of your…
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An open letter to all Slytherins… Once again the emerald hourglass reflects the fewest points and our noble house is being seen as the laughing stock of the entire school. Before those so prideful of their familial inheritance commence to yowling like tone-deaf banshees, take note of the following information: House…
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Written by Tara de Barbarac, Photo by Mae Lockheart This past Friday I have taken part in a now-twice occurring event in the Ravenclaw girls’ bathroom – affectionately referred to as the Ravenclaw Shower Choir. It may be an odd-sounding name for four girls singing in the shower – but it is…
Details…then the Owl Post’s new column might just be for you! As of this week, we are now accepting submissions from any of the students, staff, or professors at Hogwarts that fall into a creative category. We will release this special column once every week or two – depending on how many submissions we…
DetailsAnother addition of The Anti-Owl Post where I uncover the lies, the wrongs, and the truths of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Whether you see this as lies or not I really could not care. I am just a ghost through the walls, attempting to expose every one of you – whether that be…
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Written by Saffron Foxclaw, Photo by Persephone Puddle It’s a bright and breezy Wednesday, not long until the end of the week. Your intrepid reporter today is none other than Saffron Foxclaw, whose hair is beautifully coiffed to catch the light of the sun and she sits pretty in a perfectly prim and proper…
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To the Editors of the Owl Post and all of Hogwarts, I am all for learning through experience. No matter how much you read out of a book, you’ll never learn something as efficiently as by practising the subject matter. However, I do draw the line at potentially lethal teaching methods. I have…
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Photography by Aryiana Novelli, Article by Taylor Grey After some confused wanderings of first years, the Care of Magical Creature class gathered in the courtyard to discover Professor Daisy Wibault, holding a very special fledgling that she was caring for, along with a small extra nest, while the mother was recovering. Reminiscent of a muggle puffin/dodo/penguin…
DetailsTrouble with your beau? Your bestie? Professor’s getting you down, your dormmate keeping you up? The Tanuki Teller is here to answer all your questions about life, love and relationships. Interested? We know you are. Send a message to Cassandra Middles with the following information: Your date of birth: Your time of birth (Hours…
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Article & Photography by Rae Katana The sorting ceremony went as normal this year, without interruption. Professor Ipswich, of Divinations and Head of Gryffindor, and Headmistress Fischer seem to have it out for each other, being overheard insulting each other before the sorting even began, and throughout. Professor Romanov seemed antsy and impatient, calling out…
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