O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Et cetera, et cetera. Basically the Mandrakes have been found… Well, not necessarily found. Today we received a message from Professor Damon informing us that the stolen Mandrakes have been returned anonymously. Aside from a little dehydration, they are none the worse for wear. But a question remains: who did…
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Picture by Cassandra Middles Article by The Adventurous Lion The motto of Hogwarts School Witchcraft and Wizardry has always been ‘Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus’, but what exactly does it mean? Well! Of course we know it means ‘Never tickle a sleeping dragon’ (and if you don’t, then you should! I’m looking at you first…
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This appears to be an anonymous letter to the snakes, it arrived upon our desk within an envelope labeled, “Snakes in the Hole.” A new year, and the same old problems. Slytherins can’t seem to get it together. Every year my own house seems to start off with negative points, and continue to struggle throughout…
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Rumour has it, a certain dreaded Slytherin has been seen rocking a new ‘do. Apparently, a well known and very much taken, set of Snake brothers have been spotted with a new girl? Anyone noticed prefects playing favourites? One has been observed walking a particular female from the Great Hall each night. …
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by Tara de Barbarac And so another year at Hogwarts begins in the usual form. Granted, this reporter has only seen three but they have all seemed to follow roughly in the same vein; a Sorting, a feast, and some form of disturbance. This year as the Great Hall filled with professors –…
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Rumour has it the missing Mandrakes have been stolen with the misguided belief that they can be used to power clocks. With that in mind, Sunday Funday’s feeling themed. Word Scramble: Mandrake Mayhem Please unscramble the words below to form a few plants that are, fortunately, not missing 1. etuubborb 2. lievds anser 3. lgsauanfrf…
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Ancient Studies Professor Blackwell (perepip resident) Write a parchment on the importance of learning history. Care of Magical Creatures Professor Wilbault (xblackbirdsingingx resident) Homework will be to draw hippocampi for me. You can do tadfoals as well…but i don’t want your typical anatomically correct hippocampi. I want a comic. Could be a short, stick…
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The Raven Quill is alive and still full of mystery when it comes to the planetary alignment readings for all. A new year, and a new set of advice for you all. ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19) Aries are normally the kind of people who end up sitting in the corner of…
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by The Gossiping Fraulein Ever been in trouble for sneaking out at night? Aha! Well this article will help you know which portraits snitch on you to the professors the following morning. Yes, shockingly, some of the portraits are rude like that because they feel you have woken them up from their “beauty sleep”…
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