A pair of feral bright green shoes was spotted defending a first year from a vicious Erkling at the edge of the forest. One was said to be wearing a cape, and the firstie has now colovaria’ed all their shoes bright green in homage. Do we have a new protector in our halls? Apparently…
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Let’s engage in a simple thought experiment, shall we? Go back to that day you first got your wand. Some of you I’m sure won’t even need to close your eyes to remember, it’s that concrete of a memory. The anticipation, the smell of the shop, the light and the air, the crinkle…
DetailsMy fellow Badgers, What has happened? What has happened to our loyalty? We should be ashamed of ourselves. Our older students not standing up for our younger housemates! Housemates lashing out at each other? This is not how we behave. Dear Badgers, please listen Times have been tough for us all, But now…
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Crossword: Flowers Gleam and Glow.. Across I pop like a zit! 5. The Royal Staff 7. My poo helps plants grow! 8. I love my copycats 9. Don’t turn off the light! (6,5) 10. Your cries are killing me 11. Almost like a butterfly Down Don’t be a prick (5,4) 3. Take a…
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Astronomy Professor Daisy Wibault (xblackbirdsingingx) Homework’s to take a bit of this poo and go help tend to the herbology garden this week. please document it. A bonus extra credit, draw a moon calf Care of Magical Creatures Professor Lucifer Addison Gillespie (masteryoshi) Draw and/or write about your favourite magical creature. Nothing extensive, a…
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Today the Owl Post smells of… nothing! Just regular parchment, how odd! Article by Saffron Foxclaw January 7th: The Daily Prophet write a scathing article criticising the teaching, exam results and attitudes of students. Judy Dorchester, recently appointed head of the Board of Governors, calls Hogwarts an ‘utter disgrace’ February 20th: A fight…
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Today the Owl Post smells of… nothing! Just regular parchment, how odd! Have you lost anything? Submit a request to the Owl Post to be featured in next week’s Vanished and Conjured, Hogwarts very own lost and found! If you’ve found anything make sure to let us know too. We’re always looking to help our…
DetailsToday the Owl Post smells of… nothing! Just regular parchment, how odd! Gods have warred before but now circumstances change monsters roam the halls with laws of conformity reformation obedience whitewashing their purpose hiding lies by the ton they steal our swords tossing them into icy lakes and we watch, white knuckled unable…
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Today the Owl Post smells of… nothing! Just regular parchment, how odd! Winston Zeddemore here. Ever wonder how we explain away magic to those Muggle types? Well, that’s my job. Working for the Ministry of Magic I’m in the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee and it’s literally my job to make up magical excuses. Someone…
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There is a lingering smell of citrus around the pile of this week’s edition of ‘The Owl Post’… Even the copy you pick up smells faintly orange-y… Maybe you should read it somewhere warm? Written by The Raven Quill It seems The Raven Quill is not all gossip, mischief and trouble. The opening of…
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