Perhaps you’re a Ravenclaw – your head filled with aspirations of honour, bravery, and a death wish. Or are you a Hufflepuff who’s interested in someone that’s, well, not a Hufflepuff? (We really don’t blame you, it’s okay.) Maybe you’re a Slytherin leading the political charges against segregation? Lastly, are you already a Gryffindor lacking…
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Rumour has it that we’re being served gruel not for its “nutritional” value but so that money can be saved on toilet paper – a whole lot of carbohydrate and water will really block you up! And what doesn’t block you up ‘apparently’ gets ‘recycled’. Ever wondered why it tastes so bad? Rumour…
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by Endeavour Locke Hufflepuff’s star chaser Travis Martin put 90 points on the board on 16 shots, personally outpacing all other seekers combined in the Badgers 250-50 trashing of the Snakes. Standout performances from the lead chaser and seeker of the Badger’s aside, the remaining offense wilted in the face of the solid defensive display…
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Word Scramble: Educational Enigmas Please unscramble the words below to form at least one place you should know 1. oomorkhtaou 2. ttvoszderlook 3. sgtmndraru 4. tgosarhw 5. ousblectarox 6. auouadg 7. meviylonrr 8. basubnteoxa Jokes Did you hear about the guy who invented the peppermint toad? I hear he made a mint! …
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Have you ever noticed just how many paintings there are in this school? Even though they talk and move, doesn’t it seem like they could be depicting something different to what they say they do? We at the Owl Post think so and have the solution! We’ll pick a painting and let you come up…
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Astronomy Professor Danica Priaulx (bay.quartz) Write about how tides would be affected if there were no moon and what would cause it. Ancient Studies Professor Addison Blackwell (perepip) Study the Inca pantheon and write a parchment for each god that you like. At least one and as many as you like. Charms Professor…
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The owl post leader, herself took the initiative to do this week’s reading, since circumstances made it unable to be done yesterday. Sure, she got Ds and Ts in almost all of her tests in the class. Sure, her inner eye is legally blind. But, at least she tried! Hopefully, dear readers, you at least…
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Travis Martin, 6th year Hufflepuff Co-Captain and avid werewolf advocate sat down with us for this week’s Quidditch spotlight. He was an interesting interview and definitely worth checking out what he has to say about ladies, Quidditch, and werewolves. What got you into Quidditch in the first place? Running just sort of lost its…
DetailsSecond-year Ravenclaw Tara de Barbarac is apparently celebrating something she calls “Star Wars Day” (Professor Priaulx was quick to reassure the Owl Post that the stars are not currently waging war on anyone or anything). While we’re mostly unsure what this entails, it seems to involve a cake that she says is made to look…
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What brought you to Hogwarts? Hogwarts was my home growing up, and I spent a lot of time missing it in my travels. As soon as there was a position offered to me, I flew my house back to England to take it up. It’s a pleasure to teach the students about their Ancient…
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