Excuses, Excuses: Part 1 – Homework It happens; we don’t have a diary, or we forget to write it down, or we’re just sheer lazy and didn’t do the homework. Unfortunately professors aren’t that forgiving of missing homework. Here are some patented Owl Post excuses to get you out of trouble! [No blame…
DetailsWelcome all of my dear owletts! This is Miss Owlett happy to welcome the first years to the beginning of their Hogwarts school career and to all of the returning students! Since this is the first column of the year it’s going to be directed more towards the first years. Remember, if you have any…
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Sometimes at the Owl Post we get some more… curious submissions. Here’s one from Dot Written by Dottinous Foul, Ravenclaw Spiders are the real reason Hogwarts still stands. Little by little, each intricately woven web seams each stone together, ensuring that our castle does not plummet into the depths of the black lake,…
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Rumour has it, Hyland’s lost it. Hexing her own housemates? The girl’s got guts. Apparently Bullstrod’s split on her troublesome boyfriend, in a public way. It seems the Ravenclaws are having trouble dealing with how far their dorm is from the kitchens and Great Hall. The door into their Common Room is looking…
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Crossword: (Text)Booking It To The Library Across Full of useful information – like how Ravenclaw came up with the changing floorplan. You’re welcome! (8,1,7) 4. No longer 1000 of them – one decided to leaf! (3,7,6) 5. aka “Places To Never Visit In Case You Get Eaten By Something With Too Many Legs And/Or Teeth”…
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Ancient Studies Professor Blackwell (perepip resident) Theorize how Homo Naledi may have lived day to day based on its skeletal structure of an apelike upper body and a human-like lower body Art Professor Lemieux (RubyJulious resident) Look for Stone Age Art and inspire yourself with them to create a testimony of a moment you…
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By Saffron Foxclaw There’s honestly only so much your Head Girl, and Editor of The Owl Post, can do when faced with the Ravenclaw Head of House landing a slap on the face of a new professor at the end of their first lesson, apart from gently coax them out the room… Oh, and…
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Written by The Raven Quill After the reign of Dorchester and pleasantly abiding goons, it seems this year started off rather quickly with a bang of rules. Is there a new policy that was administered by our very own Headmistress Fischer, that hasn’t really been announced but only enforced by the head of houses?…
DetailsArts and Witchcrafts is open to any submissions be it poetry, recipes, stories or anything else that springs to your mind. If you’re interested in submitting a piece contact Saffron Foxclaw or Tara de Barbarac This week’s submission seems to be a short tale submitted anonymously. A boy with horns sleeping in a glass…
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