Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same. Ruffled Feathers are for those who need help and advice.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
I heard a student got arrested a few weeks ago.
Rumor has it that a 6th year snake who went missing last year decided to show up in brighton bay like nothing had happened with her new family.
Rumour has it, a chocolate lion and a ginger snake have been keeping in close contact over the summer. Is young love in the air?
I heard that back in July the estate owned by the Ashworths was burned down completely by Fiendfyre. It’s being whispered that no one has seen or heard from any of the adults in the family, suggesting they might all be dead! Rumor is all of the younger ones survived, and the circus bloke.
Rumor has it that someone could not control themselves at the circus and started a big tiff just before the grand finale.
Vikander is an animagus and he turns into a giant spider!
Prof. Vikander is planning to give the students a real syllabus this year… but they have to get it out of a barrel of pirhannas.
That scary DADA professor? He’s really a spy for the Aurors! That’s why he’s wearing a real suit this year.
The younger Candy Badger has nearly vanished this summer. Only been seen about a few times, whats going on there?
Two people actually punched the wolves! Fighting like MUGGLES! Seriously? Aren’t they witches? (the overheard reply: Looked like Muggle fisticuffs method worked well actually…)
Did you hear about that novelli girl at the quidditch cup? There was some heavy flirting between her and one of the star England chasers. Wonder if they snogged heavy afterwards too.
That Pretty Boy from Ireland keeps getting spotted around, usually with a tall blonde.
For one eagle the idea of a match making family member might just be real. Who knows. We just might need to watch the mail runs this year?
So who all saw the really big shiny ring on the former head girls hand on the train ride last June? About time that happened!
I heard Vikander spent the summer learning to be a giant spider animagus!
The new charms professor had to leave the feast to change like some muggle. Apparently she can’t do a firstie cleaning spell.
One of the first year badgers got lost and ended up in the kitchens instead of their commons. Can’t say I’m surprised.