Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same. Ruffled Feathers are for those who need help and advice.
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
I saw the Head Girl flying back from Hogsmeade with Lysander Diaval. Wonder what that’s about?
One of the first years ran the flying professor down with her broom! That had to hurt!
Did you all see that clumsy brunette badger have a meltdown in the Great Hall Monday night at dinner? I wonder what’s going on with her?
Maybe Peyroux has changed?
Banks and Viky must be dating. Why else would they be sharing chalk tips and doing detentions together?
Apparently Eastwoods socks are soooo bad that Dracheblume came to class just to ask when he was going to pick them up.
Pretty sure the professors have some kind of points system based on making our lives miserable. I wonder how many points they get for chalk, spiders, shouting, and putting us to sleep.
A difficult snake already got called into her HoH’s office. Ten galleons on her being in Azkaban before the end of the year.
I hear the new charms professor laces her perfume with some sort of sneezing potion.
Crawford thinks roses keep the dark magic away and filled the classroom with perfume the first day.
Vikander keeps having cats pee on Crawford’s shoes. The perfume is to hide the smell.
I swear the first years get dumber every year. One of them didn’t know what a spider was and asked what a cat was. I know “purebloods” don’t like non magical animals, but the first year had to have seen the cats walking around the castle at the very least.
That new Divs proff is something else! And did you hear he taught Dracheblume and Eastwood?
I heard a Ravenclaw fourth year went for prefect, and threw a tantrum when Green shot him down!
Rumour has it Talula Shippe is so bad with Magical Creatures that one look at a /flobberworm/ and she starts to cry.
People did soooooo badly on OWLs and NEWTs that they decided to hire veela professors to get people to pay attention and not embarrass the school when the ministry gives exams this school year.
You know how the Prophet says that Fischer is missing and is presumed dead? I heard that she’s really alive and in hiding. She’s using that portrait in the hallway to spy on the school. I wonder if there is a way to test this theory.
Apparently one of the new professors would rather have a veela explode than have them get their medicine from a friend with a spare. This is going to be a looooooong year.
Rumor has it that the ravens were shaking their tail feathers again
Someone must’ve slipped something into the food the first week. People were falling asleep in every class!
Someone was howling and banging a drum somewhere on the 6th floor. Or maybe one of the ghosts thought they were being funny.
Someone’s planning on trying to create a horde of glitter.
Apparently defense against the dark arts is going to be taught by talking crabs this year.
The rose scented drink Lane has is the same thing as Crawford sprays in charms class.
O’Keeffe called two naughty Snakes up to her during Sunday lunch. Wonder what they did this time? Skinned a werewolf? Hung a muggleborn from the Astronomy tower? I’d love to be a fly on that wall…
I think I saw two blond Ashworth’s heading off into the grounds together. They didn’t look like siblings!
A public shaming happen during the Slytherin house meetings. For those muggles who watched Game of Thrones in reruns. It so reminded me of Shame, Shame. Ding Ding.
One ginger Eagle has had enough it seems. Standing up to the older bullies is a new favorite past time this year!
One of the new HoH seems so determined to outshine their predecessors that they appear to be looking for an enemy in just about anyone. I hope they are ready for what may follow.
The one head of house likes giving detentions and makes up reasons to do it.
Waldgrave decided to go full medieval and singled out two students for public shaming during his first house meeting. One of them seemed reprimanded, but the other freaked out and had a screaming fit. Looks like the house of the snake is off to a great start yet again..
I think the Professor went a little too easy on the trouble-makers during the meeting.