Rumor has it the werewolf hater was turned into a furry in charms class. *last part of rumour is scratched out and not legible* [Editor Note: Have some class Hogwarts]
One of the eagles was saying they don’t need to study for exams for one of the classes because it’s so easy. I heard they failed the midterm exam in that class though.
Rumour has it that being homesick gets worse treatment than attempted murder.
I heard someone is trying to prove they are worse than ‘you know who’.
Somebody must’ve washed the sorting hat in liquor. I heard there’s an eagle who can’t read.
Reports are in from the Library that a pair of first year Snakes tried and failed to make fun of the Candy Badger. Guess some people need to learn to pick their targets better.
The quidditch players are obviously getting favoritism. They got told they can wear whatever they want while everyone else is in full uniforms along with the stupid robes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are getting everything graded easier than everyone else. [Editor Note: I can assure you we don’t get different treatment]
Did you know the House of Hufflepuff is the whole reason house elves are enslaved in the castle?
I heard an Eagle Fifth-Year girl was found passed out in the Transfigurations Corridor. They took her up to the Hospital wing!
Spotted: I saw that clumsy brunette badger sleeping in the great hall, she spilled her soup all over her. She’s been acting strange lately what’s up with that?
We aren’t getting the pygmy puffs that were quarantined in the owlery back. The owls ate some of them and no one wants to be the one to tell people their pets aren’t around.
I heard that someone can’t handle the attention they are drawing to themselves.
Have you heard the rumour about the butter? Never mind, I wouldn’t want to spread it.