I overheard one of the muggle borns asking if wizards use sunscreen.
Rumour has it that capes are tasty.
Did you see Dracheblume free that lion from the snargaluff in class? AWESOME!
One of the professors lurks, like the lurkiest lurker that ever lurked. [Editor’s note: Um?]
Why does the kitchen hall keep smelling of Burnt Sugar once a month of late?
The professors don’t trust each other and have taken to collecting and trying to regrade assignments given by their peers.
Green and Dracheblume must have worked out their differences as they where seen plotting something as they walked along the halls together.
The Head Girl looks remarkably unstressed over her upcoming NEWT Exams. What’s her secret?