Hello lovely readers! Today we will be going over the topic of kissing, snogging, locking lips, making out, sucking face, canoodling, and otherwise spit exchanging. If you are squeamish of such topics, this is not the article for you! Speaking of playing tonsil quaffle, this week’s article is sponsored as always by WonderWitch! WonderWitch: Bringing love into your life since 1952. Today’s product? Kissing Concoction! Simply spread this balm across your lips and they will be utterly irresistible!
Today’s question is brought to us by someone of the alias, “First Time.”
Q: I really want my first kiss to be nice. And I know who I want it from and I think they like me back. How do I try to get them to kiss me with out just, flat out asking for one? That just seems kinda weird.
A: Well, reader, firstly I must say one shouldn’t rule out the option of making the first move and being the kiss-giver. It can be quite exciting to do so, and will certainly get your point across. As an aside, I do not personally find it weird to ask to be kissed. I think, given the right setting and ~seductive~ tone of voice, it can also be quite romantic! Just imagine, what would your response be if your crush breathlessly asked you to kiss them? Butterflies, right? If that’s not for you, however, there are a few options for what you can do to drop hints that hopefully the other person will hear.
Firstly, there is the classic, “I’ve never been kissed before,” conversation. I’ve found it is not an embarrassing conversation to have, and rather, if the other person is in fact interested, will give them the courage to pucker up. The idea of being your crushes first kiss is an exciting one! Alongside this, it of course brings up the topic of conversation, so that the other person knows what’s on your mind.
Next, there is the option to use lip products such as the one sponsoring this article today, or you could use non-magical ones, to make your lips more desirable. Such products can hydrate your lips, make them more appealing in colour such as pinks and reds, and make them smell and taste great! And yes, I personally think it is attractive when boys do this as well as girls and everyone in between! Lips are lips, people! Also, brush your teeth. All of you.
Last but not least, there is also the option to slide this article in their bag for them to find later, and perhaps that will be hint enough! I wish you luck in your tongue wrestling ventures.