Professor Vikander thinks Professor Riley’s classes are a petting zoo.
Vikander used his cat for a class demonstration, and it almost got eaten by a grindylow.
The ravenclaws might need a few more books. Apparently an eagle though the best way to catch a guy was to put the snake in a giant pyramid.
The Ashworths are going to war against each other over an attack on the candy princess.
Nishi thinks the best way to catch a guy is to trap him in a hollow engorgio’d pyramid
O’Cassidy was talking about blood rituals and curing people in Ancient Runes class. Is the professor into dark magic?
You’d have to be pretty pathetic to still hate on muggleborns.
I heard that Peyroux tried to jinx the Professors!
Professor Green and the other adults had to tackle Astrid to get her wand from her.
I heard Octavia put those bad words up in the Great Hall.
Rumour has it a first year slytherin has been following around a 5th year ravenclaw, it would seem she has a crush
I’m hearing whispers that the eagles are lifting catmops (patent trending) in response to some of the vandalism that’s been happening in and around the castle. What are they going to do with the catmops, no one is sure. Maybe, its to claw people?
Eagles+dance party=bad joke contest
The new healer is a baaaddwitch, if you know what I mean.
Ravenclaw got a new HoH again?! And they lost a prefect! What’s going on in that house?!