Professor Green supposedly divorced Owsley… but why does she still go by Professor Owsley-Green? That’s because they are still married!
Did you hear that an eagle confessed that she panic’s in exams? And here I thought all of those birds had exams down pat.
Heard a certain Hufflepuff prefect and her Badger beau got a bit too frisky at the Hufflepuff table!
A second-year Slytherin doesn’t seem to be happy about the birth of his future/maybe adopted siblings.
The paintings told me they saw who poisoned the students but they’re not allowed to say who.
Seems a fair ginger has taken a fancy to a raven tufted prowler. Perhaps it’s the other way around?
I heard one of the prefects couldn’t handle all the arguing in the prefect meeting on Sunday and rushed to the hospital wing
A Slytherin prefect and a Gryffindor prefect have been spending more time together since the dance, I hope they ship it.
Rumor has it there will be kittens be born next month… I heard the owners are going to give them to students who don’t have pets for free.
Rumor has it a certain professor was seen with a different professor than whom they’re allegedly already dating.
Rumor has it the chocolate’s been spiked! You can’t even trust sweets these days.
Rumor has it the only thing REALLY haunting the Forbidden Forest is an old enchanted car from forever ago, and the professor just doesn’t want anyone getting run over by it.
Rumor has it an infamous couple is seriously on the rocks after some classic teenage drama.
She keeps talking about “counting the shadows”. I think all the studying is going to land the eagle in Mungo’s.
Someone apparently came to flying in need of a bath!